週末夜晚，一對老夫婦緩慢地走進麥當勞，他們點了一份漢堡、一份薯條、一杯可樂，找了最角落的位置坐了下來。
這對老夫婦跟其他年輕男女顯得格格不入，四周的人不禁偷偷地望著他們，心想：「哇，他們少說八十歲了吧！」、「說不定結婚超過五十年了。」、「想想看，他們這輩子攜手經歷了多少風雨悲歡...。」
老先生將托盤裡的食物拿了出來，先是把漢堡細心地撕成兩等分，一根一根仔細地數薯條，也是分成兩等分，然後啜了一口可樂，遞給老婆婆，老婆婆也啜了一口。
就這樣，大家看著老先生吃著他那半份漢堡和可樂，老婆婆則是靜靜地看著他吃。並沒有動她自己那一半。如果老先生喝一口可樂，老婆婆便接著也喝一口。
一個年輕人看不下去了，走到他們旁邊，很有禮貌地表示願意為他們再買一份餐。老先生婉拒：「真多謝，年輕人，不用啦，我們總是共同分享所有的東西。」
就這樣，老先生繼續吃他的漢堡薯條，老婆婆靜靜地看著他吃。
如果老先生喝一口可樂，老婆婆便接著也喝一口。
年輕人又走過去，請他們允許他再買一份餐給他們，這次輪到老婆婆說：「謝謝你年輕人，不用啦，我們總是分享所有的東西。」
可是大家看到，老婆婆一口食物也沒動，只是看著老公公吃，並交替地喝那杯可樂。
年輕人忍不住了，第三次走到他們的桌子邊，問老婆婆說：「婆婆，妳怎麼不吃呢？妳說你們總是分享所有的東西，妳在等什麼呢？」
老婆婆抬起頭，望著年輕人，緩緩地回答：啊…我……… 在等……………他的假牙。」
What do you think of this .....?
2008-10-08
Do a Favour
In the post office lobby, an old woman approached a man and asked politely, "Sir! Could you do me a favour to write an address on this postcard?"
"Sure!" The man did it as he was asked.
"Thank you very much!" The woman continued, "And, could you write down a few sentences for me?"
"Alright!" The man did it as he was asked and said, "Anything else?"
The woman looked at the postcard and said, "Please ad a sentence at the end: Sorry for the hen track!"
If you were the man, what do you feel......?
"Sure!" The man did it as he was asked.
"Thank you very much!" The woman continued, "And, could you write down a few sentences for me?"
"Alright!" The man did it as he was asked and said, "Anything else?"
The woman looked at the postcard and said, "Please ad a sentence at the end: Sorry for the hen track!"
If you were the man, what do you feel......?
2008-10-06
Wrong email
People are easily to make mistakes, however, please find below about a mistake on email sending. What do you think of the result in this careless ??????
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: January 32, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW ! ! J
Yours
Loving Hubby.....
Be careful when we type the email address next time.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: January 32, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW ! ! J
Yours
Loving Hubby.....
Be careful when we type the email address next time.
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