The pig with a wooden leg

Today I would like to share the following:

One day John paid a visit to the Ling's family in the country where he saw a pig with a wooden leg in the pigsty. He wondered and asked, "Ling, for what reasons does the pig has a wooden leg?"

"The pig is smart." Ling smiled.

"How smart actually?" asked John.

"My house caught fire before. It was the pig rescued my puppy from the fire." said Ling's father.

"I see. But, how come the pig has a wooden leg?" asked John.

"As it's such a lovely pig. I didn't have the heart to eat it up in one time."

What do you think of it? No matter how useful or how loyalty you are, you may get the same result .............

Equiry

In the bank, Miss Mary's workplace was adjacent to the entrance. Always visitors asking about all sorts of questions in which made Miss Mary felt burdensome.


One day she had an idea, she put a "HERE IS NOT THE ENQUIRY" sign in fornt of her desk. But since then, people come in always ask Miss Mary: "Where's the ENQUIRY?"


If you were Mary, will you do the same.........?????

A joke " Hard to support a family"

The economic crisis lately makes people having difficulties to find a job, to earn for living. Today would like to share the following joke.....

Tom and James chatted in a pub.
Tom said, "It's hard to raise a family in such a depressing economy."
James said, "How many kids do you have?"
Tom said, "Five."
James said, "Wow... That's really a burden to raise five children."
Tom said, "To raise five kids is hard, however, to raise their five mothers is even harder."

James was at a loss for words .......

Hey, if you were James, what would you say..... please contribute.